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Next Monday, April 7th, following our performance you’ll get to see work from 2 emerging musical theatre composers. Alexander Sage Oyen and ME! I will be presenting a condensed concert of my musical comedy THE TAVERN KEEPER’S DAUGHTER.
For the price of one ticket – you get 3 shows. Frankly, it’s criminal.
And a portion of all ticket sales goes to benefit Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.
Use code MRMUSMON20 to get $37 tickets (normally $87) and join Alexander and myself and a cast of massive Broadway talent (i.e. Lesli Margherita, Taylor Trensch, Todd Buonopane, Julia Mattison, Preston Sadleir, Leo Ash Evans, and so on) for a GREAT Monday night out.
I’m THRILLED to announce my first non-Murder for Two-related appearance in New York City!
On Saturday April 19th at 11pm, join me for a late-night party at 54 Below as I share SONGS i WROTE – an evening of highlights from my songbook.
Here’s what you’ll get to see:
Alex Brightman, Janet Krupin, George Salazar, and Mary Kate Morrissey.
This sexy foursome singing songs from my latest musical-in-progress JOE SCHMOE SAVES THE WORLD – including 4 Brand-new never-before-heard songs!
Melissa van der Schyff, Claybourne Elder, Lesli Margherita, Julia Mattison, and Justin Matthew Sargent.
This foxy fivesome rocking tunes from my musical THE TAVERN KEEPER’S DAUGHTER.
Don’t be the dope who missed out – GRAB YOUR TICKETS HERE!
“It’s a wonderful night for Oscar (Oscar, Oscar!) who will win?”
Thus began every Oscar monologue given by the master Billy Crystal. The first time I ever seriously watched the Oscars (I was super invested in “Good Will Hunting” winning) it was hosted by Billy. He worked his ass off to entertain - a true performer and just plain silly. He came out 3/4 of the way through the show at crouched behind the glass podium exclaiming: “Look! I’m a present!”
His songs during the opening monologues, pointing out the (at the time) 5 Best Picture nominees were the precursor in many ways to what Neil Patrick Harris has accomplished many times at the Emmy’s and Tony’s. To Matt Damon and Ben Affleck he crooned to the tune of “Night and Day”: “Matt and Ben – you are the ones. Your script was tight and, damnit – so are your buns.”
This Sunday, however, will be hosted once again by Ellen Degeneres. Ellen did a great job the last time she hosted with her signature folks-y, meandering comic style with surprise zingers. She last hosted when Helen Mirren would win for “The Queen.” Ellen quipped: “Lots of British nominees. Would I say ‘too many’? Not here. Alone at home in my pajamas with a box of chardonnay in me? who knows what I’d say!”
The good thing about Ellen is that she never gets too overtly political, which is bad for the air on Oscar night. Chris Rock went very far in that direction, holding his mic like a true stand-up, with this joke that didn’t even have anything to do with the Oscars: “Bush did some stuff you could neeeever get away with at your job, man. You know when Bush got into office they had a surplus of money. Now there’s like a 70 trillion dollar deficit. Now just imagine you worked at the GAP…”
Whoopi got political the first time she hosted (the first time ANY woman hosted), but she condensed it to one “political soapbox rant” that ended with: “Let Frank Sinatra finish!”
Jon Stewart, who I love on Daily Show, was also a bit political, but less so. He just seemed ill-at-ease while not behind his desk. He didn’t know what to do with his hands. But he did have some great lines such as: “Diablo Coldy used to be an exotic dancer and now she’s an Oscar-nominated screenwriter…I hope you’re enjoying the paycut.” And my favorite of his: “This year’s theme is “Bringing Back the Glamor” and let me just say — thank god. Because for too long Hollywood has been without.”
Second to Billy as my favorite host is definitely Steve Martin: “When they asked me back in January if I wanted to host the Oscars my first thought was: “Would there be enough time for my facelift to heal.”
What they both do so well is poke fun at Hollywood, which I think is so necessary on a night where super rich celebrities give each other statues made of gold. And when he joined forces with Alec Baldwin (the first DUO to host the Oscars) it was pure magic.
Unfortunately it lead the way to one of the WORST Oscar duos – James Franco and Anne Hathaway.
So here’s to Ellen and a great night at the Oscars!
Anyone who knows me well knows how much I love the Oscars. The celebrity, the art, the speeches. The Oscars make me fall in love with show business over and over.
In fact, the only thing I love more than the Oscars is LIVE-TWEETING the Oscars. The jokes, the snark, the hashtags.
So follow me on twitter (@btryback) and this Sunday, March 2nd follow join me starting at 4e/7p. I won’t quit until the last man affirms his heterosexuality by thanking his girlfriend/wife/escort. Or the wine puts me to sleep, which ever happens first.
See you Sunday! And may the statuettes be ever in your favor.
The concert, titled Songs by Ridiculously Talented Composers and Lyricists You Probably Don’t Know But Should will take place next Monday, December 16th, at 9:30pm at 54 Below.
Performers will include Elizabeth Stanley, Alysha Umphress, Taylor Trensch, Rebecca Naomi Jones, and many more.
Following the concert, there will be an open-mic, where I will feature some BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE HEARD MUSIC.
Come see us! Tickets are $30-40, with a $25 Food/Drink Minimum.
(If you subscribe to my mailing list before next Monday, I’ll send you a code to get $5 off the cover charge in the main dining room!)